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youunderestimatemetyler:

in case you couldnt make it to the con you can photoshop yourself in

devourer-of-gods:

shade-shypervert:

askstrikertheskeletonhunter:

What if the real world could lag

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Stop that. That’s terrifying.


posted 8 hours ago with 17,989 notes
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deliverusfromsburb:

P̺͉̝͙̪̳̮̯͋̈ͩ̉ͮ̚l̡̟̟͈͋̋̿̽̌͘͜a̴ͬ͐͌ͭ͜҉͕̭̻̱y̼̩̣̅ͦͮ͊ͮ͂͆e͂̋ͬ̊̍͏̵̻̣̞͇͕͓̝̫̻r̡̲̯̹͖̜̻̖̈̃̏̃̃͘ͅ:̂ͭ̚͘͏͍̹̤̫̰̼̙̩̀ ̛̣͍̳̤̖͚͕͐̆̀̾ͭ̿ͤͦ́A͐̓ͦ͏͓̩̹̰̩s̸̰̙̻̙̾ͬ̐͡c̭̹ͬ̅̈́́͆̀ė̸̸̞̩͙̦̫̹͓̆ͯ̾n͙̜͇͎͛̎̅̄̏̋̌̕d̨̮̖̲ͩ̋̉̄ͫ̊ͤ́̚͜

 

So I was thinking

God Tiering is probably a really delicate process. You’re uprooting your consciousness and transporting it to a new, semi-human vessel. Typically you’re repairing serious physical damage as well. You get all sorts of crazy new powers, there’s a fancy lightshow… it’s a whole complicated exhibition.

What if it glitches?

Maybe you’re on the wrong bed. Maybe something interrupts. Maybe your dream self drifted a little too close to the Horrorterrors. 

Whatever happens, you come back wrong.

Imagine a broken God Tier player with blood dripping from uncured mortal wounds, their symbol gibberish, clouds of static swirling around their skin, coming after you with dead eyes and a demonic smile.

Because how hard would it be to kill a god gone wrong?

steamy-con-carne:

2tupiid chiip2


posted 9 hours ago with 493 notes
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planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.


posted 9 hours ago with 41,661 notes
reblogged through screama-renren originally by planetvalium
1) Screenshot your desktop 3) Screenshot your blog 4) Screenshot your post count 5) Screenshot your liked count 6) Screenshot your followers 7) Screenshot your dash 8) Screenshot your favorite blog 9) Screenshot your message count 10) Screenshot your saved url's 11) Screenshot [insert whatever]

posted 9 hours ago with 44,290 notes
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prettyreckles:

does rihanna have a last name


posted 9 hours ago with 71,034 notes
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ceruleancynic:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

mistakeofgrandeur:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

The bigger one sounds like a little kid sarcastically imitating a cat. And I honestly don’t think the second one knows what’s going on; it’s just trying to get the bigger one’s attention.

oh my god babies

SHE DROWNS

SHE DROWNS

SHE DROWNS

SOMEONE SAVE THE FEEDER-APE

SHE DROWNS

this is hilarious but if I was the one in the shower I think I’d last about two minutes before yelling BELT UP YOU BLUE-EYED LITTLE TWERPS.


posted 9 hours ago with 11,398 notes
reblogged through ceruleancynic originally by justjasper

milktree:

omg


posted 9 hours ago with 641 notes
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camplazlo:

this video is the only thin g i know about bleach

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.


posted 9 hours ago with 19,111 notes
reblogged through psychocyborg67 originally by geometricdeathtrap

askinnyblackman:

knee-high socks (◕‿◕✿)

thigh-high socks (✿ ♥‿♥)


posted 10 hours ago with 9,268 notes
reblogged through seer-of-rufiohs-booty originally by askinnyblackman

where-is-my-tennant:

deathofabeautyqueen:

comealongpondd:

The Doctor and his companions

oh wait what

i just see nine and donna and think so much sass

I would pay millions to see Nine and Donna


posted 11 hours ago with 10,128 notes
reblogged through centaurstentabulge originally by comealongpondd

rampant-noodle:

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!


posted 11 hours ago with 20,897 notes
reblogged through seer-of-rufiohs-booty originally by daniellediegue

wildparsnip:

high school humanstucks


posted 11 hours ago with 2,161 notes
reblogged through eridandy originally by wildparsnip